经典小学英语小笑话故事大全

2017-06-02

笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。小编整理了经典小学英语小笑话故事,欢迎阅读!

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇一

A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

杰克:我刚才吃了个苹果,爸爸。

爸爸:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇二

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.

年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇三

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

一天课上,老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了,只有一个男生例外。

老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。

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