经典小学英语小笑话故事大全

笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。小编整理了经典小学英语小笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇一

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Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇二

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌)?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

经典小学英语小笑话故事篇三

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary, " the boy answered.

一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。

老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书。”那孩子答道。