好笑的英语笑话对话大全
与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意地违反合作原则,引导出会话含意,并且利用会话含意之间的冲突来达到其预定功能。本文是好笑的英语笑话对话，希望对大家有帮助!
好笑的英语笑话对话篇一
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
好笑的英语笑话对话篇二
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
Submitted by Robert Kenneth Peter Kroeker - age 21
好笑的英语笑话对话篇三
I used to be a werewoolf...
But I'm much better noooooooooooow !
Submitted by Eric Vadot
好笑的英语笑话对话篇四
"Spell SPOT three times."
"S P O T , S P O T , S P O T"
"What do you do when you come to a green light?"
(answer is invariably-) "Stop!"
"What, at a GREEN light?"
Submitted by Karen
好笑的英语笑话对话篇五
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
Submitted by Daniel Fernando Rodrigues
好笑的英语笑话对话篇六
One teacher said this to his students before the final test.
"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.
Submitted by Abu Abdulaziz (Kuwait)
好笑的英语笑话对话篇七
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)
Submitted by Barbara S.