初二笑话小故事带翻译

冷笑话作为一种新兴的口头文类,有其鲜明的特色,而现有的定义和分类却把冷笑话作为一种既成文本来加以分析,忽略了其生存语境。小编整理了初二笑话小故事带翻译，欢迎阅读!

初二笑话小故事带翻译篇一

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus stillran at a great speed.

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "youcan't catch it ! "

"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus."

out of breath 上气不接下气

我是司机

在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。

“停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的!”

“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机!”

初二笑话小故事带翻译篇二

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, theceremony will be perfect.

The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that itmade his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his unclegone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?"

杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，“下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。”

第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：“我叔叔是几月走的?”

初二笑话小故事带翻译篇三

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.

" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"

四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’。”

第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人’。”

“我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”

第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝!’”