好笑的英语笑话_英语笑话大全

随着对外开放的需要,英语教学越来越受到人们的重视,其中口语教学成为重点。小编分享好笑的英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

好笑的英语笑话：Something I didn't do 我没做的事

Mother: What are you crying for?

Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.

Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?

Tommy: M-m-my lessons.

妈妈：你哭什么?

汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。 妈妈：一件你没做的事?什么事?

汤米：我……我的作业。

好笑的英语笑话：Can you eat any more 你还能吃吗

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bowl of rice, then one more bowl. After having eaten the third bowl, you have felt full to the throat. At this time, can you eat any more?"

One of the students asked: "Is there any dish?"

化学课上老师讲解溶剂与溶质的关系：“一定的溶剂只能溶解一定的溶质。比如说，你吃了一碗饭，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已经饱了，你还能吃下去吗?”

有个学生问：“还有菜吗?”

好笑的英语笑话：He Won 他赢了

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

好笑的英语笑话：I want a nightmare 真想做个噩梦

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

好笑的英语笑话：我在等我的秘书

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - if I Am a Manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.

一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。

所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。

“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。