关于初一短篇英语笑话

2017-05-15

关于初一短篇英语笑话：Until They're Free(直到免费为止)

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.

关于初一短篇英语笑话：A Wild Guess(奇猜异想)

Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery, he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The instructor asked if anyone knew what that meant.

One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked ! I'm naked!"

关于初一短篇英语笑话：Where It Should Be Plugged(插在何处)

A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

"Plug in nose." is the answer.

关于初一短篇英语笑话：To Borrow an Ox(借公牛一用)

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.

One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.

After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

关于初一短篇英语笑话：Only One Eye to Settle On(一眼就看中)

The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"

"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.

关于初一短篇英语笑话：A Short Holiday(短期假日)

Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.

He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices ."

" This sounds like a good idea." he thought, " I' 11 spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside.

Four days later he returned home.

"What' s wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. " Didn't you enjoy country life ?"

"Country life was fine," Alan said." But there was another problem.

"Oh, what?"

Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner.

揊resh meat is the best.擾"I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner. "

"Lucky you!"

"You don't understand," Alan said." On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."

" A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.

"Let me finish," Alan said." On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!"