英语小笑话短一点精选

现代人传统笑话讲腻味了,于是流行起一些冷冷的东西。冷笑话有点无厘头,有点后现代,有点不知所云,让人有点冷……下面是小编带来的短一点的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

短一点的英语小笑话篇一

喂狗 For the Dog

For the Dog

The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

喂狗

一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。

”先生，什么事?“服务生问。

”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“

”啊呀，爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“

短一点的英语小笑话篇二

我要做的一切就是付钱 !All I do is pay

All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is yourposition?"

"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

我要做的一切就是付钱

布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

短一点的英语小笑话篇三

疯人院 The Looney BinThe Looney Bin

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

疯人院

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”

短一点的英语小笑话篇四

一个英国人 Englishman

Englishman

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

一个英国人

一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后 他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：”没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。“

短一点的英语小笑话篇五

计划你的将来 Make your fortune

Make your fortune

"How did you make your fortune?"

"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

"How did that help?"

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

计划你的将来

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

“那有什么用?”

“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”