关于食物的英语笑话阅读

“食物”和“绘画”似乎是两不相干的名词,纵观历史,却不难发现许多绘画中都有食物的一席之地。下面是小编带来的关于食物的英语笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!

关于食物的英语笑话阅读篇一

Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

关于食物的英语笑话阅读篇二

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。

所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。

哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。

对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?

相关文章拓展阅读：和“食物”有关的英语

1. butter someone up 过分恭维

i've seen you buttering up the boss。

我看见你巴结老板来着。

2. couch potato 懒在家的人，宅在家的人

he is a real couch potato. he just sits and watches tv at home all day。

他很懒，整天坐在家里看电视。

3. the big cheese 很有影响力的人

that's brandon. he's the big cheese around here. so you want to get on his good side。

brandon是这里很有影响力的人物，所以你要想办法获得他的青睐。

4. go bananas/go nuts 发疯

my mom will go bananas when she finds out i crashed her car。

妈妈要是发现我把她的车子撞坏，她一定会发疯的。

5. spill the beans 泄露秘密

come on! tell me! spill the beans! what did he say?

快!告诉我，他到底说了什么呢?

6. sharp cookie 很聪明的人

you can't fool lucy. she's a sharp cookie。

你不会骗到lucy的，她很聪明。

7. cool as a cucumber 镇定自若

she always stays as cool as a cucumber when things go wrong。

有问题发生时，她都会保持镇定自若的。