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用英语笑话能够激发和培养学生学习英语的兴趣，进而有利于帮助学生树立自信心,养成良好的学习习惯,学习英语能够帮助学生开阔视野。小编整理了关于八年级英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于八年级英语笑话：打错了Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up.

"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

关于八年级英语笑话：飞机场Airport

A stewardess wore a sparkling gold necklace, a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional.

Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?”

“Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating.” The other party wisecracked.

关于八年级英语笑话：皱巴巴的睡衣

The wrinkled nightgown

man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, “My lord, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!”

关于八年级英语笑话：本科生和研究生的区别

Difference between undergraduates and graduates

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

"When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

关于八年级英语笑话：我知道我丈夫在哪

I always know where my husband is

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!"

"I know!" the next woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there."

The third woman says, "I always know where my husband is."

"Impossible!" both women say, "He has you completely fooled!"

"Oh no," says the woman. "I'm a widow."