趣味幽默的英语故事
幽默故事,能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑,得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面小编为大家带来五则趣味幽默的英语故事,欢迎大家阅读!
幽默趣味英语故事:外出就餐
When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.
买单的时候,阿麦,阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱,虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了,也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时,每人掏出个计算器。
幽默趣味英语故事:钱
A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.
用得着的东西,要是值1块钱却卖2块,男人也会买;用不着的东西,要是值2块钱但只卖1块,女人也会买。
幽默趣味英语故事:浴室
A man has five items in his bathroom; a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室里五件宝:牙刷,刮胡膏,剃须刀,一块肥皂,一块毛巾。一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西,其中的大多数,男人不知道那是干哈用的。
幽默趣味英语故事:争论
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
任何争论都是由女人来说最后一句话。男人在此之后说的任话……都是开始新的争吵。
幽默趣味英语故事:猫
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢,但当女人看不到时,男人踢猫。