简单的英语对话笑话大全
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简单的英语对话笑话篇1
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Submitted by Pat Bacon
简单的英语对话笑话篇2
Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?
He ordered a cup of o a cafe?
He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
Submitted by C. Keyes
简单的英语对话笑话篇3
You can use this joke to explain that insulting someone is considered funny especially when that person is fishing for a compliment.
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
Submitted by George L. Washington
简单的英语对话笑话篇4
"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No.What?"
"Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"
Submitted by The Clar (South Korea)
简单的英语对话笑话篇5
Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?
He ordered a cup of o a cafe?
He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.
Submitted by C. Keyes
简单的英语对话笑话篇6
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
简单的英语对话笑话篇7
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.