关于天气的英语笑话欣赏

2017-04-01

关于天气的英语笑话篇1

Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

天气预报一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.

One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."

一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.

The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrowstorm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,"明天有风暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director.

"印度人真神,"导演说.

He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.

他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

几次预报都很成功.然后,接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

Finally the director sent for him.

最后,导演派人去把他叫来了.

"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. Whatwill the weather be like?"

"我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,"导演说,"这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

印度人耸了耸肩."我不知道,"印度人说,"收音机坏了."

天气总不给面子

The local weatherman was often in his forecasts, so he applied for a transfer.

"Why do you want to be transferred?" wrote the headquarters.

"Because," the forecaster answered, " the climate here doesn't agree with me."

天气怎么样

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西兰的气候老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。老师：错了。马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。