简短的幽默英语故事大全

英语故事教学是一个以故事讲述和故事表演为主,融合游戏、儿歌等形式的综合过程。本文是简短的幽默英语故事，希望对大家有帮助!

简短的幽默英语故事：Meeting

见面

Mame Thurber, the mother of humorist James Thurber, was a renowned practical joker. In her 60s, she went to visit a friend she had not seen for 30 years. The plan was for Mrs. Thurber to wear a red rose so that the friend could identify her at the railroad station. When Mrs. Thurber arrived, she noticed a very old woman asleep on a bench, pinned the rose on her, and stepped back to watch. The friend arrived, stared in disbelief and shook the woman until she awoke. "Why, Mame Thurber," said she to the uncomprehending stranger, "how are you? You're looking just fine!"

马梅·瑟伯是幽默大师詹姆士·瑟伯的母亲。她是位享有盛誉的搞怪大王。60多岁的时候，她去拜访一位30年未见的朋友。 根据安排，瑟伯太太要戴一枝红玫瑰，那么朋友就能在火车站认出她。瑟伯太太到那里时，注意到长椅上睡着一个老太太，于是她把玫瑰捌在她身上，就退后观察。她的朋友来了，难以置信地盯着那个老太太，直到把她。“哦，马梅·瑟伯，”她对那个满头雾水的陌生人说道，“你还好吗?你看起来真不错!”

简短的幽默英语故事：A Nail or a Fly

钉子还是苍蝇

One day an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottleof wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment hehung them on it, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitressdiscoverd what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him afavor.

一位老绅士视力日渐衰退。一天，他双手各提着一瓶酒，住进了一家旅馆的客房。他把墙上的一只苍蝇当成了一颗钉子。他把两个瓶子往钉子上一挂，结果瓶子掉下来摔个粉碎，酒洒了一地。一个女服务生发现以后，对他深表同情，于是决定帮他个忙。

So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nailexactly where the fly had stayed.

于是，第二天早上趁绅士到楼顶花园散步时，她用锤子把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇趴过的地方。

Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident.When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully andslapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. Toher great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and hisright hand bleeding!

这时，老人回到了房里。洒出的酒的味道让他想起了发生的那件事。他抬头往墙上一看，苍蝇又趴在了那儿!他小心翼翼地走过去，用尽全力拍了一巴掌。好心的女服务生听到一声大叫，便冲进房来。她大吃一惊，只见那可怜的老头正坐在地板上，紧咬牙关，右手血流不止!

简短的幽默英语故事：Our Tails

我们的尾巴

The lecture on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. After drinking some water,then the lecturer started again, "Let me ask the evolutionist a question-if we had tails like ababoon, where are they?"

关于进化论的演讲已经进行了快两个小时了。演讲者喝了一些水，又开始讲了：“我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们过去像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴哪里去了?”

"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long."

“我来回答看看。”一位老老太太说，“我们在这里坐这么久，把尾巴磨掉了吧。”

简短的幽默英语故事：A Secret of Long Life

长寿的秘密

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how wellhe looked.

爷爷正在庆祝他的100岁生日，每个人都在夸赞他气色看起来多好。

"I'll tell you the secret," he said, "My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On ourwedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrongwould go out and take a walk. I have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy-fiveyears."

“我告诉你们秘密吧。”他说，“75年前我和妻子结了婚，在我们新婚的晚上，我们就约好，只要一吵架，谁有错谁就得出去散步。在过去的75年里，我就一直呆在户外。”