关于英语两人对话小笑话

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关于两人英语对话小笑话篇一

I think that I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist:What's your problem?

Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?

Patient:Ever since I was an egg!

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?

病人：我认为我是一只鸡.

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.

关于两人英语对话小笑话篇二

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

关于两人英语对话小笑话篇三

The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

疯人院

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”

关于两人英语对话小笑话篇四

a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。