让人停不下来的英语笑话

民间笑话是一种根植于日常生活的美学形态。笑话产生于日常生活语境之中,以消遣和娱乐为目的,由普通民众创造、表演和欣赏。下面是小编带来的让人停不下来的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

让人停不下来的英语笑话篇一

His reason 他的理由

A young writer was hoping that the editor would accept his novel. But the editor said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It's not good enough."

The dismayed young writer seemed lost in thought, and then said, "I enclosed a stamp every time for you to return the rejected manuscripts. I think if you accept my novel, you may keep the stamp."

一个青年作者渴望主编会接受他写的小说。可是主编对他说：“你没有理由要求我发表你的小说，它不够好嘛。”

失望的青年作者好像沉思了一会，然后说：“我每次都附了邮票供你退稿时用，我想你若接受了我的小说，就可以留下邮票啦。”

让人停不下来的英语笑话篇二

Who is in the shop to take care of it 那谁在店里管事啊?

The owner of a grocery was on his deathbed. The entire family had gathered in his bed room weeping and wailing1.

At last the old man looked at them with a worried expression, seeming as if the wanted to speak. His wife and children all pressed forward to hear what he would say.

"Is mama here?" he asked in a very feeble2 voice.

"Yes," answered his wife.

"Is the whole family here?" he said.

"Yes," replied his elder son.

This made him so anxious that he suddenly struggled to shout, "Then who is in the shop to take care of it?"

一家杂货店的老板快要死了，全家人都聚在他的睡房里哀伤的恸哭。

最后，老板神情忧虑地看着他们，好像有话要说。他的妻子和儿女都拥到前边去听他说什么。

他声音非常虚弱地问道：“妈妈在这里吗?”

“在”，他的妻子回答说。

他说：“全家都在这里吗?”

“是的，”他的大儿子回答说。

这时他焦虑不安地忽然挣扎着大叫道：“那谁在店里管事呀?”

让人停不下来的英语笑话篇三

An interview with a stateman 快速采访

A news1 reporter2 said3 to a great stateman, "I have come to interview4 you, sir."

The great stateman said, "Well, go back to write your interview. Then let me see it."

"Here it is," said the reporter.

一个新闻记者对一个大政治家说：“我是来采访阁下的。”

大政治家说：“嗯，回去写你的采访记吧。写好后给我看看。”

“已经写好了，这就是。”记者说。

让人停不下来的英语笑话篇四

Praise 称赞

Mrs. White asked Mr. White: "Is this suit1 beautiful?"

怀特太太问怀特先生：“我这套衣服好看吗?“

Mr. White answered: "Whatever2 you wear is beautiful."

怀特先生说：“任何衣服穿在你身上都好看!”

"How about the necklace3?" "Any necklace around your neck is nice." "Do you think myhusband4 handsome5?" "Darling6, no matter which man stands beside you, he is handsome."

“那我戴着这条项链好看吗?”“任何项链戴在你脖子上都好看!”“那你说我先生好看吗?”“亲爱的，任何一个先生站在你身边都好看!”

让人停不下来的英语笑话篇五

Who is right 谁是对的

After the couple's quarreling, the husband shouted: "You should remember that no matter what tine it is, what the man is thinking of is right, and his judgment1 is correct, but you women are always do the opposite."

The wife answered, "Yes, that you chose me to be your wife is right, but my choosing you as my husband is a big mistake!"

夫妻吵架后，丈夫嚷道：“你该记住，无论什么时候，男人的思考都是对的，判断准确无误，而女人却恰恰相反。”

妻子回答道：“是呀，你选我做妻子是绝对正确的，而我选你做丈夫是大错特错!”