励志英语小笑话高三

英语对于很多学生来说无疑是一个无比头痛的问题，正如某学生所写：英语是朕的华妃，朕其实并不真正爱她，只是因为外戚的缘故，总要给她家几分面子。然而，在我们日常生活中英语其实也给我们带来了很多乐趣。下面小编为大家整理收集了一些日常励志英语小笑话，希望能博大家一笑!

英语小笑话一：

I am the Driver The bus was crowded,and as one more man tried to get on,the passengers wouldn't let him aboard."It's too crowded," they shouted."What do you think you are?" "I'm the driver," he said.

我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤,还有一个人想挤进来,乘客不让他上去.“太挤了,”他们喊道,“你以为你是谁?” “我是司机.”他回答说.

英语小笑话二：

小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：

May I go to the toilet? 老师说：Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?

小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊!

一对热恋中的男女。女生非常没有安全感，于是对着男友说：“SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”

男的答道：“IT!”

英语小笑话三：

一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。

他不放心的问道:turn left?

监考官回答：right。于是他立刻向右转……

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry。

老外应道：I am sorry too。

某人听后又道：I am sorry three。

老外不解，问：What are you sorry for? 某人无奈，道：I am sorry five。

英语小笑话四：

The Same Service 同样的服务

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I’d come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything’s changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."

"I don’t know what you’re complaining about," said the counselor, "You’re still getting the same service."

有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。

“新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。”

“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顾问说，“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。”