简单的好笑的英语笑话
激发学生学习英语的浓厚兴趣 在学生初学英语时,可以让他们阅读一些通俗易懂、短小精悍的文章,可以是一些英语谜语、英语小故事、英语小笑话,或是英语读写等一些书籍。下面是小编带来的简单的好笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
简单的好笑的英语笑话篇一
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
正值当地竞选时期，候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。
At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
候选人来到了一家门口，一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我，年轻人，”候选人问道，“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?”
"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."
“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”
简单的好笑的英语笑话篇二
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
"啊，可怜的人，"善良的老妇人惊叹道。"脚瘸就够惨的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"
"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."
"你说的一点儿没错，"那乞丐说。他显然是乞讨老手。"我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币。"
简单的好笑的英语笑话篇三
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
"啊，可怜的人，"善良的老妇人惊叹道。"脚瘸就够惨的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。"
"You're absolutely right," said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game." When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins."
"你说的一点儿没错，"那乞丐说。他显然是乞讨老手。"我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币。"
简单的好笑的英语笑话篇四
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
显然他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他挑选武器。”
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父亲说，“这看上去很公平!”
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”
简单的好笑的英语笑话篇五
Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?
老师: 汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
Tom: Men.
汤姆:男人们。
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
Tom : Twins.
汤姆: 双胞胎。