短小的英语笑话_英语笑话大全

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短小的英语笑话：想做坏梦

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother,

"Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

"Don't trust dreams, dear.

It is said what you experience in dreams usually

turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."

Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

【英语译文】

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：

“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

“那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

短小的英语笑话：what do I get

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

Tommy: Quarters.

Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

Tommy: Hamburger.

英语小笑话翻译：

老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，

我能得到几块儿?

汤米：四块。老师：那我要是再切两次，

我能得到什么呢?汤米：汉堡。

短小的英语笑话：聪明与和平

Once God came up to me and granted me a wish.

I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.

Then I asked him to give me brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

翻译：

有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。

我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。

然后我请让我变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”

短小的英语笑话：Two Birds

两只鸟Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

短小的英语笑话：苹果怎么分

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。

所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。

哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。

对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?