关于初二英语小笑话带翻译

2017-06-09

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关于初二英语小笑话带翻译篇1

Boxing and Running

拳击和赛跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."

朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大,健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

丹:“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

关于初二英语小笑话带翻译篇2

Class, Lass and Ass

班级、情人和蠢驴

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on theblackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.

汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“汤姆教授明天将和大家见面”。

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked upand erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walkedback, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erasedthe l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,将意思变为“汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面”。教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,

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