关于非常简单的英语笑话

幽默与笑话是人们生活中的精神乐趣,是人们智慧与文化的结晶。下面是小编带来的关于非常简单的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于非常简单的英语笑话篇一

高尔夫球手(双语)

Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on ananthill.

从前有个高尔夫球手，他把球打到了一座蚁丘上。

Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it whereit lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt andsand and ants exploded from the spot. Everythingmoved but the golf ball. It sat on the same spot.

他没有移动球的位置，而是决定就地击球。于是他使劲一挥球杆，尘土和着蚂蚁，四处飞扬。所有的东西都动了，除了那只球，它呆在原地，一动没动。

So he tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sandants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

于是，他准备再次出击。又是一阵尘土飞扬，蚂蚁们也再次跟着遭殃。而高尔夫球还是纹丝不动。

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other. "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

两只蚂蚁幸免于难，一只晕晕乎乎地对另一只说：“哇，我们怎么办啊?”

Said the other ant, "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

另一只蚂蚁说：“我不知道你怎么想，但是我准备爬到那只球上去。”

关于非常简单的英语笑话篇二

咬到舌头了

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked hismother.

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

"Yes, dear," she replied, "Why do you ask?"

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

关于非常简单的英语笑话篇三

猪和培根

The first time a pig tastes bacon.

当猪第一次尝到培根。

Serioulsy! This is soooo good! Now I understand why they kill us ! It makes so much sense!

说真的这太好吃了!现在我理解为什么他们要宰我们了，这样才意义。

关于非常简单的英语笑话篇四

承认自己的错误

John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.

约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

"John!" Teacher says angrily.

“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken1.

“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.

“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

"No one is laughing."

“没有人在笑呀。”

"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.

“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.

“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。”老师为此感到满意。

关于非常简单的英语笑话篇五

换个工作

The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same oldstory, my friend. Too much confinement. Do notdeny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise.Walk, Walk."

医生