关于高一英语小笑话及翻译

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关于高一英语小笑话及翻译篇一

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"

"I don't know." the little girl answered.

"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."

"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.

我没有在听

女儿在大声读书，妈妈问：“亲爱的，你在读什么?”

“我不知道，”小女孩回答说。

“你不知道?你不是在朗读吗，你应该知道的，”妈妈说。

女儿解释说，“我在朗读，可我没有在听啊!”

关于高一英语小笑话及翻译篇二

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get hisattention. "Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents adozen, how old am I?

"Thirty-four," Johnny answered unhesitatingly.

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"

"Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."

实际年龄

老师注意到约翰尼走神很久了，她决定吸引他的注意力。“约翰尼，”她说，“如果地球的直径是25,000英里，鸡蛋每打60美分，那么我多大?”

“三十四，”约翰尼毫不犹豫地回答。

老师答道，“嗯，那与我的实际年龄差不多。告诉我...你是怎么猜到的?”

“噢，这没什么。”约翰尼说，“我的大姐是17岁，而她有一半疯狂。”

关于高一英语小笑话及翻译篇三

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you upto there, Amy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

金鱼

小艾米在她家的花园里往一个坑里填土，她的邻居从花园的篱笆外面看到了。对这个面色沮丧小女孩的行动感兴趣，他礼貌地问道：“艾米，你在这儿做什么?”

“我的金鱼死了，”艾米头也未抬，泪眼汪汪地说：“我刚把他埋葬了。”

他的邻居关心地问：“对金鱼来说，这个洞是不是太大了?”

艾米拍了拍最后一撮土，然后回答道：“因为金鱼在你的猫肚子里面。”