小学经典英语笑话短文

2017-05-01

笑话是幽默的一种形式,玩笑的目的就是逗乐、引人笑。小编精心收集了小学经典英语笑话短文,供大家欣赏学习!

小学经典英语笑话短文:Comparison 比较

Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?

杰弗里对爸爸说(爸爸正在看儿子地成绩单):我在班里没有拿到最高的成绩,那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?

小学经典英语笑话短文:Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

小学经典英语笑话短文:A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

小学经典英语笑话短文:To Buy a Video 买录像机

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

恐怕我们还买不起,妈妈叹息着说。

可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。

妈妈,这简单, 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

小学经典英语笑话短文:The homework

Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...

Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.

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