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关于口香糖英语笑话篇一

i've bought a pack of gum!

我买了一包口香糖

it costs 1 dollar. how can the total be 9?

它花了1美元，怎么能是9美元?

i've included the sales fee and the being-present fee and the

receive-your-money fee...and now i just need to ask for the conversing-with-customer-about-fee fee...all-in-all it comes to 15 dollars!

我包含了售价和存在的费用和拿你的钱的费用……还有我需要收取和顾客谈话的费用……总计15美元

when the way banks think spreads to the rest of society

当银行的思考方式传播到其他行业时

关于口香糖英语笑话篇二

How do I get the gum out?

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I‘m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”