对话式英语小笑话故事阅读

日常生活当中有些人天天都在听笑话、说笑话，但是说到什么是笑话，可能在许多人的脑海中的界限还很模糊。笑话的界定因人而异，有的人认为是笑话的东西，有的人不认为是笑话。小编整理了对话式英语小笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

对话式英语小笑话故事篇一

Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

比利和波比是两兄弟，两人经常打架。

Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play inthe garden - and be good."

上个星期六，他们的妈妈对他们说：“我现在要做午饭了。去，到花园去玩吧，别淘气。”

"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

“是，妈妈。”两个男孩回答，然后他们就出去了。

They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " hesaid, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

他们在花园里玩了半个小时，然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈，”他说：“ 波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”

"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

“他是个坏孩子。”他妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”

"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

“我朝他扔了一块石子，”比利回答：“他蹲下了。”

对话式英语小笑话故事篇二

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man.

威尔和比尔在为谁的父亲更强壮而争吵。

Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

威尔说：“喏，你知道太平洋吗?就是我爸爸为它挖的洞。”

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one whokilled it!"

比尔不屑一顾：“ 噢，那没什么。你知道死海吗?那是我爸爸杀死的。”

对话式英语小笑话故事篇三

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”