高中搞笑英语笑话大全

从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。本文是高中搞笑英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

高中搞笑英语笑话：父亲在哪?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

高中搞笑英语笑话：Can you write in the dark?

A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

"Oh, just your name on this report card!"

一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗?”

爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么?”

“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了!”

高中搞笑英语笑话：Fishing 钓鱼

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with(摆弄，玩弄) a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?

Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.

拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。

在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元?

哇!拉里应答：幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。