关于经典的英语冷笑话大全

凡对于以真话为笑话的，以笑话为真话的，以笑话为笑话的，只有一个方法：就是不说话。小编分享关于经典的英语冷笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

关于经典的英语冷笑话：神奇的婴儿A magical baby

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: An elephant's.

关于经典的英语冷笑话：Go to the zoo

"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out."

关于经典的英语冷笑话：Not only... but also...

Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.

Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?

关于经典的英语冷笑话：Gorilla nostrils

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

关于经典的英语冷笑话：Who jumps higher

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!