妙趣横生英语笑话

2016-11-10

幽默笑话,能让你在信手翻启间开怀一笑,得到身心的彻底放松、心绪的怦然萌动、情感的欣然释放。下面小编为大家带来妙趣横生的英语笑话五则,欢迎大家阅读!

妙趣横生的英语笑话:已经是总统

A father told his son, "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

一个父亲告诉他的儿子:"当林肯在你这个年纪的时候,他每天走10里路去上学。“

The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

弦子同答.”嗯,当他在你这个年纪时,已经是总统了。

妙趣横生的英语笑话:以空气存活

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

有一个教派的领导者宣称,他靠空气就能存活。

A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

一个表示怀疑的人说:”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“

The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

这位宗教领袖回答:“你不能称那东西为食物。”

妙趣横生的英语笑话:我是一台收音机

I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

我认识一个人,他只在早上收听广播。

When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

当有人问他为什么时,他回答:”(我的)这一台是AM(调幅)收音。

妙趣横生的英语笑话:谁会保留钱

The Easter Bunny,an honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it?

复活兔、诚实的律师、圣诞老人和一个醉汉同时看到一张50美元的钞票。你能猜到是谁会保留它吗?

Of course, it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.

当然是醉汉了,因为其他三个并不存在。

妙趣横生的英语笑话:养育孩子方面做得很糟糕

A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.

一个男孩告诉他妈妈,说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

She replied,"Hold your tongue. That's not truel"

这位母亲回嘴说:“住口,那不是真的”

The boy said, "Then why do you send me tO bed when l'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when l am ? "

男孩说:¨那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉,在早上我困的时候叫醒我?

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