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有关英语笑话短文：四减四等于几

How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tired. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.

一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨!你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么?”“窟窿。”彼得答道。

有关英语笑话短文：聪明的学生

Smart Student

Teacher: Name some of Thomas Edison's contributions to science.

Students: If it weren't for Edison, we'd all be watching television by candle light.

老师：列举一些托马斯 爱迪生对科学的贡献。

学生：如果没有爱迪生的话，我们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了。

有关英语笑话短文：Wear Socks 穿袜子

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.

Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there others socks. One is short and the other is long, too.

妈妈：小东，看你的袜子一只长，一只短，你肯定穿错了。

小东：没错啊!我刚才