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快到新年啦!Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year.英语对我们来说很重要，那么你们是否会去做一张英语手抄报呢?下面是由小编整理的英语手抄报相关内容，希望能够帮到你们：

英语笑话(一)

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.

That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday?

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。

好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?

英语笑话(二)

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.

Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.

Dan: I’m teaching him how to run, too.

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。

朋友：如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?

丹：我也会教他怎么样赛跑。