关于说英语的笑话阅读

英语是一门语言 ,说英语是一种语言的表达。认真分析学生怕说英语的原因 ,帮助学生克服说英语的心理障碍 ;有针对性地启发、指导学生进行训练 ,从而调动学生说英语的积极性。下面是小编带来的关于说英语的笑话阅读，欢迎阅读!

关于说英语的笑话阅读篇一

Shade in the street

It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the street.

Mr Smith closed his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone straight down the street and in a few minutes Mr Smith felt very hot.

A small boy came out of another shop in the street, and went after Mr Smith. He stayed very near him all the time. And he kicked Mr Smith's shoes a few times. Mr Smith looked at him angrily each time.

关于说英语的笑话阅读篇二

一美女穿着胸前有“99”字样的上衣，老外想称赞她，可又忘了中文“9”怎么说，于是老外对小姐说：“小姐，你的两个‘nine、nine’好漂亮啊!”

关于说英语的笑话阅读篇三

一外国人去超市买东西，结帐时收银小姐：CanyouspeakChinese?老外：如果你说慢一点我能听懂。收银小姐：Can……you……speak……Chinese……

相关文章拓展阅读：My Husband Will Be Home Soon

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in any little voice...

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

我丈夫马上就要回来了

一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。

“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”

詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”

“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。

“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”

在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。

妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”