有关英语小笑话带翻译大全

2017-06-05

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有关英语小笑话带翻译篇1

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying.

有一名车祸目击证人正在出庭作证。

The lawyer asked him,"Did you actually see the accident?"

律师问他:“你确实看见了这起车祸吗?”

The witness:"Yes,sir."

目击证人说:“是的, 长官."

The lawyer :"How far away were you when the accident happened?"

律师说:“当车祸发生的时候,你在多远的地方?”

The witness:"Thirty-one feet,six and one quarter inches."

目击证人说:“三十一英尺,六又四分之一 英尺。”

The lawyer(thinking he'd trap the witness):"Well ,sir,will you please tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"

这名律师说(心想他会让这务目击证人陷,入阴谋的勘计之中):“那好吧,先生,请你告诉陪审团,你怎么知道确实是那个距离昵?”

The witness:"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it.I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that silly question."

目击证人说:“因为当车祸发生的时候,就拿出了卷尽测量过宦。我早知道会莉一个令人伤脑筋.律师问。我那个蠢问题 。”

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇2

接听熨斗

A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

有一个人走进他的办公室,他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。

The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

老板说:“你的耳朵怎么啦?”

He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

他说:“昨天电话响的时候,我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。

The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

老板说:“ 嗯,好吧,那解释了一个耳朵,可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”

He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

他说:“嗯,哎呀!我得打电给医生嘛!”

有关英语小笑话带翻译篇3糟糕的上班日

A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。公司接受训练。

On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,

在他上班的第一天,他拨电话到餐饮室,并且,对着电话大声喊!

"Get me a coffee quickly!"

“ 快点给我送杯咖啡过来!”

The voice from the other side responded,

电话另外-端的声音却响应说:

"You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"

“你这个笨蛋,你拨错分机了!蠢蛋,你知道你在跟谁说话吗?”这名受训的人回答说,

"No,"replied the trainee.

“不知道。”“你这个笨蛋,我是公司的总经理。”

The man shouted back immediately,

这名男子立刻大声吼回去:

"And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"

“你这个笨蛋,你知道你在跟谁说话吗?…总经理回答:

"No,replied the General Manager.

“不知道。”这名受训 的人周答说:

"Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!

“很好!”,然后就把电话给挂了。

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