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笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编整理了有关于英文小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

有关于英文小笑话短文篇一

A new dorm rule was announced.

新宿舍规范出台了。

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitoryto the female students.

“女生宿舍将全面谢绝男生的光顾，男生宿舍也同样不得进入女生。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

"不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."

"第二次违规者要被罚款60美元。"

"Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

第三次被抓住需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问没有?”

"At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er... How much for a season pass?"

"这时人群中一个男同学问讯道，“那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?”

有关于英文小笑话短文篇二

A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.

警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。

When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was onlytrying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."

当他要驾驶员的驾照时，驾驶员辩称，“超速?但是警官，我刚才只是想和我后边的车保持安全距离。”

有关于英文小笑话短文篇三

Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principleof water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at thepublic bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery, he ran downthe street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The instructor asked if anyone knew what that meant.

我们的物理教授千方百计引导我们讨论阿基米德的排水原理。他告诉我们阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他进入池子，发现水涨高了，溢出池沿。他对这一发现十分激动，跑到街上高叫：“Eureka，Eureka!”教授问我们谁知道他喊的是什么意思。

One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked ! I'm naked!"一个学生站起来答道：“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”