英语小笑话短文故事欣赏

笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。小编整理了英语小笑话短文故事，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话短文故事篇一

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?”

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?”

英语小笑话短文故事篇二

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.

"When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.”

英语小笑话短文故事篇三

George comes from school on the first of September.

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”