一分钟英语小笑话三年级
笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。小编整理了三年级一分钟英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
三年级一分钟英语小笑话篇一
结局好的就是好
Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.
三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。
"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.
“今天风好大，不是吗?’第一个说。
"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.
“不，今天是礼拜四，”第二个说。
"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third.
“我也很渴，走，我们去喝杯饮料，”第三个说道。
三年级一分钟英语小笑话篇二
听起来还算公平
A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day.
一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.
“哦，另外我也和电力公司大吵了一架!”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的吗后来谁赢了?”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.
“没有人赢，算扯平吧。他们没拿到一毛钱，而我们也没有电可用。”
三年级一分钟英语小笑话篇三
你能不能快一点?
A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt.
一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。
"Hey, Nancy, look at this.
“嘿，南茜，你过来看看这个。
It's a receipt for a pair of shoes I left to be repaired and never picked up.
这张是以前皮鞋送修的收据，我忘了去拿回来。
It's eleven years old."
足足有十一年之久了!”
"You know, that shoe repair shop is still there," replied the wife.
“那间鞋店不是还在那里吗?”妻子回答。
"Why don't you just drop in there and hand him the receipt as if it were nothing unusual."
“为什么不跑一趟，把收据交给他，就当作没事发生一样?"
And that is what the husband did.
先生去了那家鞋店。
Quietly the cobbler went to the back of his shop and poked around a bit,came back to thecounter and said "They'll be ready next Tuesday. "
鞋匠静静地走到后头，东翻西翻了一会儿之后，回到柜台说道：“下星期二才能修好!”