英语小笑话2人对话带翻译
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英语小笑话2人对话带翻译篇一
A case for the FBI
联邦调查局的案件
The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"
联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂?”
"Hello,is this FBI?"
“喂，是联邦调查局吗?…”
"Yes,What do you want?"
“是的，有何需要吗.?”
"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."
“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”
"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.
“我们会严加注意的。”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。
They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave .
他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。
The phone rings at Tom's house.
汤姆家的电话响了。
" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"
“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗?”
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗?”
"Yeah,they did."
“有呀，他们劈了呀”
"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."
“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”
英语小笑话2人对话带翻译篇二
A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,
有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动，
so he decides to play tennis .
所以他决定要打网球。
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing
在几个星期之后，他韵秘书就问他情况如何，
"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speedingtowards me ,
这位经理说：“进行得不错，当我在网球场上看到球快速朝着我来的时候，
and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"
我的脑袋就立刻说：‘反手拍!上网!杀球!后退! ”
"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .
秘书问说：“真的呀，然后咙?”
"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"
“然后我的身体说：‘谁?我吗?别胡说八道了!”’
英语小笑话2人对话带翻译篇三
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road .
有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。
A woman is driving down the same road .
有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。
As they pass ench other ,
当他们彼此错车时，
the woman leans out of the window and yells"PI!!"
这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!”
They each continue on their way ,
他们各自继续开车上路，
and as the man ronds the next corner ,
当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候，
he crashes into a pig in the middle of road .
他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。
If only men would listen.
倘若男人会听话就没事了。