搞笑的英文笑话

2017-02-21

搞笑英文笑话1：

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?

一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗?”

Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有别的选择吗?

搞笑英文笑话2：

a guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. he asks, "what was that for ?"she says, " i found a piece of paper in your pocket with'betty sue' written on it.' ha says, "jeez,honey, 'betty sue'was the name of the horse i bet on.h she shrugs and walks away.

一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道：“这是为什么?”她说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘betty sue’的纸条。"他说：¨哎呀，亲爱的，‘bettysue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。口她耸了耸肩，走了。

three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. he asks, "what was that for?一she answers, "your horse called."

三天后，他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问：这又是为什么?“她答道：-你的马打电话来了。”

搞笑英文笑话3：

A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?

A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?

B:lill open one eye and close one eye.

B：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。

A:How kind you are!

A:你太善良了!

B：No，I'II shoot him!

B：不，我要射死他

搞笑英文笑话4：

Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”

妻子对整天坐在那里看报纸的丈夫说：¨我希望我就是报纸，这样你就可以整天把我捧在手上了。”

Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."

丈夫说：¨我也希望你是报纸，那样的话我可以天天换新的。"