经典趣味幽默笑话阅读

在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来经典趣味幽默笑话阅读，希望大家喜欢!

经典趣味幽默笑话：用沙盖住影子

A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…

在公假这天，一个医生家的水池出了些问题。他给管道工打电话，但是却被告知这天管道工也休息……

"But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.

“但是我在休息日也被人叫去出诊过呀!”医生，有些生气。管道工听后有些缓和。

The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow.”

管道工到了以后，他全神贯注的看着水池。他嘴里还小声嘀咕着高尔夫球的事。然后，他往医生手里放了几片阿司匹林接着走出去，说:“把这些放进去。如果它二十四小时不通，明天来找我看看。”

The soldiers had just moved to the desert, and as they had never been in such a place before, they had a lot to learn.

士兵们刚刚移驻到沙漠里，因为他们以前从来没有到过这样的地方，他们要学习的东西很多。

As there were no trees or buildings in the desert，it was，of course, very hard to hide their trucks from enemy. The soldiers were therefore g2vPn training in camouflage，which means ways of covering something so that the enemy cannot see where it is. They were shown how to paint their trucks in irregular patterns with pale green, yellow, and brown paints，and then to cover them with nets to which they had tied small pieces of cloth.

因为沙漠里没有树木和建筑物，要使他们的卡车躲过敌机当然是很难办到的。因此，士兵们受训进行伪装，也就是说，要把一些东西隐蔽起来，不让敌人看到它在哪里。教官教给了他们如何用浅绿、黄色和棕色在卡车上涂上不规则的图形，然后用网罩住它们后，士兵们在网上还系了许多小布片。

The driver who had the biggest truck went to lot of trouble to camouflage it. He. spent several hours painting it，preparing a net and searching for some heavy rocks with which to hold the net down. When it was all finished, he looked proudly at his work and then went off to have his lunch.

一辆最大的卡车的司机，他为伪装汽车费了很大的力气。他花了几个小时涂画这辆车，并准备了一张网把车罩起来，同时他还找到了一些大石块来把网固定。当这一切都于完以后，他自豪地打量了自己的杰作后，就去吃中午饭了。

But when he came back to the truck after he had had his meal，he was surprised and worried to see that his cannot flage work was completely spoilt by the truck’ s shadow, which was growing longer arid longer as the afternoon advanced. He stood looking at it, not knowing what to do about it.

但当他吃完饭回到卡车旁时，发现自己的伪装效果全被卡车的影子给破坏了，他感到又吃惊又发愁，而且影子还随着下午时间的推移而越来越长。他站在那里望着影子，不知怎么办才好。

Soon an officer arrived，and he too saw the shadow, of course.

不一会，一位军官走来，他当然也看见了影子。

"Well,” he shouted to the poor driver, "what are you going to do about it? If an enemy plane comes over, the pilot will at once know that there is a truck there.”

“喂，”他对那位可怜的司机叫道:“你准备怎么办?如果敌机飞过，飞行员马上就会知道这里有一辆卡车的。”

"I know, sir,” answered the soldier.

“我明白，长官，”士兵答道。

"Whel1, don’t just stand there doing nothing!” said the officer.

“嘿!不要光站在那里发呆了!”

"What shall I do, sir`?" asked the poor driver.

“我该怎么办呢?长官?”可怜的司机问。

"Get your spade and throw some sand over the shadow, of course!” answered the officer.

“当然是拿起你的铲子，用沙把影子盖住呀!”军官答道。

经典趣味幽默笑话：钥匙还是接吻

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys.” The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn’t heard him clearly, so he repealed. "Give me the keys.” The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺子、书本、钢笔等。课程进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说:“给我钥匙。”那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙。’，那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着，他伸出胳膊接住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。

经典趣味幽默笑话：去天堂

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?

星期日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来……你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢，你不想去天堂吗?

Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.

哈里:我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。

经典趣味幽默笑话：多少只兔子

Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

老师:好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

乔纳森:一共有九只，先生。

Teacher: Nine?

老师:九只?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

乔纳森:先生，我本来就有一只。