生活幽默英语笑话三则

2016-11-10

在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来生活幽默英语笑话,希望大家喜欢!

生活幽默英语笑话:生日派对

On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.

在教师节里,一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物,首先花匠的儿子递上他的礼物。

A:I bet I know what it is...some flowers.

我敢打赌我知道里面是什么……是一些花。

B:That is right, but how did you know?

是的,可是你是怎么知道的呢?

A:Just a wild guess.

瞎猜的。

(The second pupil is the candy store owner's daughter.The teacher hands her gift over head.

第二个学生是糖果店老板的女儿。老师把她送的礼物举起来。)

A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.

我敢打赌我知道里面是什么,是一盒糖果。

C:That's right. But how did you know?

对了,但你怎么知道的?

A:Just a lucky guess.

碰巧猜出来的。

(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.

第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子,老师把它举起来,但有液体漏了出来,她用手蘸了一滴漏出来的液体,尝了一下味道。)

A:Is it wine?

是果酒吗?

D:No.

不是。

(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.

老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西。)

A:Is it champagne?

是香槟吗?

D:No.

不是。

A:Now, I give up. What is it?

好吧,我猜不着了,里面到底是什么呢?

D:A puppy.

是一只小狗。

生活幽默英语笑话:狂欢圣诞

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。

A:But officer, I can explain.

长官,请听我解释。

B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.

闭嘴,我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静,直到警长回来为止。

A:But,officer, I just wanted to say. . .

但是,长官,我只是想说……。

B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!

我说过闭嘴,你要进监狱了!

(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.

儿个小时后警官去看囚犯。)

B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了,回来后他心情肯定比较好。

A:Don't count on it,I'm the groom.

别指望啦。我就是新郎。

生活幽默英语笑话:新潮电玩诞

Professor is handing out the examination papers to a roomful of students.

教授正在给全班学生发考卷。

A:You will have exactly two hours. Under no circumstances will accept a paper given to me after the deadline has passed. Do you under-stand ?

你们有整整两个小时的时间,超过规定时间交上来的考卷,不管什么原因,我绝对不收,明白吗?

B:Yes.

是。

( After two hours.两小时以后。)

A:Time is up.

时间到。

B:Wait.

等一下。

(About 15 minutes later. A students come to the platform and give his paper to the professor.

大约巧分钟以后,一个学生走向讲台,并把卷子给了教授。)

A:Didn't you hear what I said?

你难道没听到我说的话吗?

R:Yes,I did. But do you know who I am!professor?

不,我听到了,但你知道我是谁吗,教授?

A:No.

不知道。

B:Terrific.

太好了。

Then he stuffed his paper into the middle of the pile.

然后他把他的考卷塞进整堆考卷中。

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