搞笑的英文句子表达

下面是小编为大家整理的搞笑的英文句子表达，希望能让大家开心一笑。

1.英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.

中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。

2.英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。

3.英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。

4.英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。

5.英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

6.英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟!

7.英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。

8.英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.

中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。

9.英文：The teacher said to hear www.name2012.com and fine, I know he's salary.

中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。

10.英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。

11..英文：Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

中文：钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

12..英文：One should love animals. They are so tasty.

中文：每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。