经典有趣的英文短文大全

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经典有趣的英文短文：吃树根和树叶

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

一只熊猫走进一家参观，要了一个三明治。吃完以后，熊猫掏出一把手枪，打中了服务员，站起来准备走。“嘿!”经理叫道，“你还想去哪?你打中了我的服务员而且你没付钱!”

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

熊猫也叫道：“诶你怎么回事啊，我是熊猫!看清楚啊!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

经理打开字典，查到了熊猫的定义：“一种住在树上的有袋类亚洲动物，以分明的黑色和白色皮毛为特征。吃树根和树叶。”

经典有趣的英文短文：兔子与蛇

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知道对方是什么，于是它们都决定试试对方

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

兔子说：“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了，它摸了一下兔子。

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

蛇说：“额，你全身都有皮毛，有一个小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很长，后腿很粗壮…”

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.

兔子说，“我知道!我是只兔子!耶!”然后兔子摸了一下蛇。

He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

兔子说，“好吧，你长长的细细的，全身都滑溜溜的，还有一根分叉的舌头…”

The snake says, "Oh no! I'm a lawyer."

蛇说：“不!我是个律师”

经典有趣的英文短文：岳母

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

一位职业猎人带着妻子和岳母一块去游猎。一个傍晚，丛林深处，夫人突然发现母亲不见了。她坚持两个人都要努力去找到母亲。

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

猎人拿起了他的来福，喝了一大口威士忌，开始找人。在营地不远处，他们看到了一个令人震惊的地方：岳母背对着一大丛灌木，一只雄狮正看着她。

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

夫人哭道：“我们该怎么办?”

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

“没什么”，猎人丈夫说道，“狮子自己走进这么乱的地方的，让他自己出来吧。”