短英语笑话带翻译精选

冷笑话一般指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题,或由于表演者语气或表情等原因,导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的,较难引人发笑而成冷场。小编精心收集了短英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

短英语笑话带翻译：Happiness in Dream

There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring."

The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你给我买了一件裘皮大衣和一个钻石戒指。”

丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊!今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。”

短英语笑话带翻译：Too Smart for Dad

"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?"

"You did," admitted the boyfriend, "it was going to strike eleven , but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you."

The father muttered, "Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!"

青出于蓝

“小伙子，”父亲在楼梯口板着脸说道，“闹钟敲了四下，你才把我女儿带回来，我没听错吧?”

“是的，”男孩承认说，“闹钟本来是要敲11下，但我拽住了钟摆，以免影响您。”

父亲低咕道：“奇怪，我谈恋爱时怎么没想到这一着呢!”

短英语笑话带翻译：Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.

班级、情人和蠢驴

汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：“汤姆教授明天将和大家见面”。

一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将“class”中的“c”擦掉，将意思变为“汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面”。教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，