适合小学生的英语笑话大全
在开《论语》玩笑的一些笑话背后,反映出了许多当时的社会问题。下面是小编带来的适合小学生的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
适合小学生的英语笑话大全
(一)
我只把扣眼儿给缝上了
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。
(二)
婚姻的成本 Cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
适合小学生的英语笑话欣赏
(一)
你太晚了 You Are Too Late
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
(二)
我根本就看不见 I cannot see it at all
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point themother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if thekitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is sodark that I cannot see it at all."
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”
经典的适合小学生的英语笑话
(一)
我把丈夫变成了百万富翁
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“那时他是个千万富翁。”
(二)
Christmas Eve Service
平安夜礼拜
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"
就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了!”
适合小学生的英语笑话阅读
真的还是假的 True or False
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
“你是说真的吗?”他问道。
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。
适合小学生的英语笑话品味
笑看绅士拍苍蝇
A Nail Or A Fly?
钉子还是苍蝇?
An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.
一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。
When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.
一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对他深表同情，决定帮他个忙。
So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.
于是，第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时，她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方。
Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength.
这里，老人回到了房里。倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事。他抬头往墙上一看，苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近，使尽全力拍了一掌。
On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!
听到一声大叫，好心的女服务员冲进房来。让她大为吃惊的是，可怜的老头正坐在地板上，牙关紧咬，右手滴血不止。