经典的简单英语笑话大全

民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。小编整理了经典的简单英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

经典的简单英语笑话篇一

one real man

一个真正的男子汉

the ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. he had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地，严厉地).

古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样，受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实话，就会受到严厉的惩罚。

then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall. all the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

然后，他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。

it's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.

国王说：看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。

your majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before i left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.

陛下，那人尖声地回答：因为在我出门之前，我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。

经典的简单英语笑话篇二

clean glass

干净的杯子

joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。

good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。

joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

乔