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关于经典英文小笑话：Texan Baby

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Wow and congratulations was the reply from all in the bar.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"

关于经典英文小笑话：Underwear Dust

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out."April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow.'"

关于经典英文小笑话：Passing Around Insults

My Wife, who was 8 months pregnant, and I were shopping in crowded mall. We had been trading humorous insults for most of the evening and I decided that I was going to really get her.

I announced in a loud voice that, "If you don't stop insulting me I'm not going to marry you!".

I was disappointed that only a few people around us reacted but my wife managed to bring down the house when she responded, "That's ok, I won't tell you who the father is!"

关于经典英文小笑话： Elephant Penis

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure. "So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says: "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."

So the doctor performs the operation. A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.

Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably ... but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"

关于经典英文小笑话：Underwear Dust

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out."April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow.'"