经典英语短笑话摘抄大全

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经典英语短笑话篇一

Visiting A Chicken Farm

参观养鸡场

One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，很奇妙，是不是?”老师说。

"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

“是的，老师，”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

经典英语短笑话篇二

in a second

A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second

一个男人去教堂和上帝对话，他问一百万美元对你来说算什么，上帝说算一便士，男人问上帝那一百年对你来说算什么，上帝说算两天，男人便问呢可否给我一便士，上帝说：请你等两天。

经典英语短笑话篇三

new teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。