最短的好笑的英语笑话

2017-05-18

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇1

What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)

The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇2

What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)!

A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇3

What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)

They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇4

What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)

Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)"

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇5

A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?

(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)

Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇6

What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)

The river bank。(河岸。)

最短的好笑的英语笑话篇7

Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)

Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

相关文章拓展阅读：That chicken was delicious 那只鸡实在是美味啊

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.

Son 1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

Son 2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur(司机) included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

Son 3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.

Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."

Next, she went to Son 3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

从前有一个近乎失明的小老太，她有三个儿子，每一个都想向母亲证明自己对她最好。

第一个儿子为她买下一栋有15个房间的大屋，他觉得这是对母亲最好的孝顺方式，其他兄弟都比不上。

二儿子为她买了一辆漂亮的奔驰，还配了个司机。他也觉得他一定会赢了。

老三为母亲买了一只鹦鹉。这只鹦鹉接受了15年的训练，能一字不落地背诵整部圣经，并且不论你问他什么，他都能从圣经里原句引出。

这位老太太对他的第一个儿子说：“孩子，你买的房子很棒。但是它太大了，我只能睡一间屋，还要花时间去打理剩下的房间，谢谢你，但我实在不需要它。”接着她对二儿子说：“你的车也很好，再不能找到比那更棒的车了，但我不会开车，也不喜欢那个司机，所以你把它拿去推了吧!”

最后，她对她的小儿子说：“孩子，我要感谢你最棒的礼物!那只鸡实在是美味啊!”