非常爆笑的英文笑话精选

英语笑话并不是中文笑话的翻版,因为面对同一则笑话,有可能外国人哈哈大笑而中国人却无动于衷,英语笑话中的幽默其实也是我们融入另一种文化的窗口。下面是小编带来的非常爆笑的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

非常爆笑的英文笑话篇一

Half Price 半价

Jack1: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

John: How is that?

Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说是一笔财富。

约翰：怎么说?

杰克：这让我用半价买下了邻居的房子。

非常爆笑的英文笑话篇二

Money and Friends 钱和朋友

A: Which do you find more important1, money or friends?

B: Friends, of course2.

A: Why?

B: I can always borrow3 money from friends.

A：钱和朋友，你认为哪个更重要?

B：当然是朋友了。

A：为什么?

B：我总能从朋友那儿借到钱。

非常爆笑的英文笑话篇三

死而复生的兔子

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers(口吃，结巴) and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

一天一个人下班回家，发现他的狗嘴里叼着邻居的宠物兔。兔子死了，这个人很惊慌。他想邻居一定会责备他的。于是他打扫了现场，把兔子拖进屋，给它洗了个澡，吹干兔毛。再把兔子放回邻居家的兔笼，希望他们以为兔子是自然死亡的。

几天后，邻居在外面问这个人，“你知道Fluffy死了吗?”这个人觉得很尴尬，假装清白说到：“嗯，呃，没有，怎么了?”邻居说，“我们有一天发现它死在笼子里了。但奇怪的是，在我们埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出来了，洗了个澡，又放回了它的笼子。这附近一定有一个很神经的人。”

非常爆笑的英文笑话篇四

Don't Pay the Bill 不交水费

Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.

Sam: Don't pay the water bill.

汤姆：我怎么才能阻止水进入我的房间?

山姆：不交水费。

非常爆笑的英文笑话篇五

We weren't looking for the same thing

A teenager lost a contact lens1 while playing basketball in his driveway.

After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted(勇敢的), she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."

孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。

找了一会儿，他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了，几分钟以后，拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈，你是怎么找到的?”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西，”母亲回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150块钱。”