跟生日有关的英语笑话阅读
作为人类所特有的天赋，幽默被认为是日常会话中一种最宝贵的语言形式。长期以来，幽默笑话因其在人际交往中的神奇效果，已经成为研究者们普遍关心的话题。小编整理了跟生日有关的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
跟生日有关的英语笑话篇一
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么时候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
跟生日有关的英语笑话篇二
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
跟生日有关的英语笑话篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
相关文章拓展阅读：一些有关生日的搞笑语录
1. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
你看上去一点都不老，怎么能指望我记住你的生日呢?(忘掉别人生日的最好借口)
2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
记住老婆生日的最好办法就是忘掉一次。(不相信的话你就试试)
3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live thelongest.
生日对你有好处。数据统计显示，度过生日最多的人活得最长。(搞笑的废话)
4. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
很少有女人承认他们的年龄，很少有男人的行为符合他们的年龄。(大实话)
5. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'HappyBirthday".
上周蜡烛厂失火了，在场的每一个人围在一起唱起了生日快乐歌。(生日派对上讲笑话可以用的上)
6. I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday!
我时常会想起你……年龄比我大。生日快乐!(给比你大的朋友发生日短信时可以这样开玩笑)
7. You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise.
如果爬楼梯时你美其名曰为锻炼，那说明你是真得老了。(我爷爷总是笑称爬楼梯就是锻炼)
8. Smile while you've still got the teeth. Happy Birthday!
趁你还有牙，笑一个!生日快乐!(好朋友生日派对照相时可以这样调侃)
Well, it’s really getting late and it’s time to take a quick shower and hit the hay. I’m sure I willwake up to a sunny morning and tomorrow will surely be better…
好了，时间真得不早了，该洗洗睡了。我确信会在一个阳光明媚的早晨醒来，也相信明天会更美好…..