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有关爆笑中英文小笑话：林肯过生日

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?

小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。

老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。

有关爆笑中英文小笑话：I Had to Change It Twice

Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twicebecause she didn't like the style.

不得不换两次

法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢?

犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以，我才不得不去换了两次。

有关爆笑中英文小笑话：Put the peach back on the tree

Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in one of his peach trees.

Barbara: Gosh! What did you do?

Bob: I told him one of his peaches fell down and I was trying to put it back!

把桃子放回树上去。

鲍勃：我今天早晨非常不顺。那个农民在他的一棵桃树上抓住了我。

芭巴拉：天啊!你干了些什么呀?

鲍勃：我告诉他他的一个桃子掉在地上了，我只是想把它放回去。

有关爆笑中英文小笑话：Asking a question

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behindhim.

"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.

"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.

"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

问问题

计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的女生说话。

“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。

“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。

“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”