三年级英语小笑话短句

有道是笑一笑，少一少，使人青春永驻是笑话的作用之一。下面是小编精心收集的三年级英语小笑话，让我们笑一笑来年轻一下吧!

三年级英语小笑话篇1

Grandson

A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:

"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."

Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have alot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."

The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"

The waiter replied with ease:"Nobody. Just your grandfather."

做孙子

一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：

“喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。”

服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得做别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!”

年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜?你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子?”

服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷!”

三年级英语小笑话篇2

A Careless Barber

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

Customer: No.

Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.

粗心的理发员

理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾?

顾客：没有呀。

理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。

三年级英语小笑话篇3

Big Surprise

Visitor: Is this a healthy place to live in?

Local yokel:Yes, sir. When I arrived here, I couldn't walk or

eat solid food.

Visitor: What was the matter with you?

Local yokel:Nothing---I was born here.

大吃一惊

游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?

乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。

游客：你怎么了?

乡下佬：没什么--我就出生在这个地方。