搞笑校园英语笑话大全

在日常生活中,幽默笑话无处不在,我们经常能够发现它、感觉到它、体味它。它早已不再是少数幽默家的专利品,而成为广大人民须臾可不缺少的伴侣。下面是小编带来的搞笑校园英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

搞笑校园英语笑话篇一

Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

老农约翰逊就要死了。

The family was standing around his bed.

他的家人都站在床边。

With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”

Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”

Johnson: "But I want you to."

约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”

Wife: "But why?"

妻子：“为什么?”

Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”

搞笑校园英语笑话篇二

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.

“没有关系，”一位先生说，

Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"

“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

搞笑校园英语笑话篇三

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

搞笑校园英语笑话篇四

Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

搞笑校园英语笑话篇五

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金发女郎正走在公园里。

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

突然，黑人女人发现了一只死去的小鸟。

"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

“哦!看这只死去的小鸟。”她悲伤地说。

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

金发女郎停下了脚步，她抬头望着天空，问道：“哪，在那?”